When I was knee high to a short toad I was always playing with sharp and pointy sticks. mama was always saying, “And don’t you play with any sharp and pointy sticks, if you do you are going to poke out both of your eyes and you will be blind for the rest of your [...]
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SOME FOLKS DON’T HAVE THE GOOD SENSE GOD GAVE A GOOFY GOPHER
Posted by ctowne in June 4th, 2008
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