http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/shades-of-the-monkey-wrench-gang/ Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 21 May 2012 16:52:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/shades-of-the-monkey-wrench-gang/#comment-224 Charles Towne Wed, 14 May 2008 03:24:00 +0000 http://erikaryan.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/another-rant-from-the-reborn-river-rat-3/#comment-224 Dear T.J., for membership into the exalted brotherhood, (or sisterhood if you are of the female persuasion) of the Monkey Wrench Gang you must agree to now and forevermore vow to pick up trash, to keep clean our countries highways and byways, and you shall, from this day forward, be a decent and law abiding and otherwise good citizen. You will obtain, by hook or crook, a copy of Edward Abbey's fine book THE MONKEY WRENCH GANG and laugh yourself silly as you read said book. This book shall be your guide and your example to free this land of tyranny, and we the people shall...? Oh, excuse me, I got a tad carried away there. Just keep the place clean will ya? Chaz Dear T.J., for membership into the exalted brotherhood, (or sisterhood if you are of the female persuasion) of the Monkey Wrench Gang you must agree to now and forevermore vow to pick up trash, to keep clean our countries highways and byways, and you shall, from this day forward, be a decent and law abiding and otherwise good citizen. You will obtain, by hook or crook, a copy of Edward Abbey’s fine book THE MONKEY WRENCH GANG and laugh yourself silly as you read said book. This book shall be your guide and your example to free this land of tyranny, and we the people shall…? Oh, excuse me, I got a tad carried away there. Just keep the place clean will ya? Chaz

]]> http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/shades-of-the-monkey-wrench-gang/#comment-223 Anonymous Wed, 14 May 2008 02:46:00 +0000 http://erikaryan.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/another-rant-from-the-reborn-river-rat-3/#comment-223 Dear River Rat, How does a guy join the monkey wrench gang?<br/>T.J. Dear River Rat, How does a guy join the monkey wrench gang?
T.J.

]]> http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/shades-of-the-monkey-wrench-gang/#comment-222 Charles Towne Tue, 13 May 2008 22:57:00 +0000 http://erikaryan.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/another-rant-from-the-reborn-river-rat-3/#comment-222 Dear Red and Cletus, that must have been some other fellow that wrote that entry to my blog just to get me into trouble. Please disregard any and all urges for revenge. I am a real nice guy and don't want any trouble. Cletus I hope your foot is healing but I have to ask you, What sort of half witted, lame brained, idiotic moron shoots himself in the foot three times, are you a slow learner? Please don't take that personal I was just trying to be friendly. <br/>P.S. I have to ask, was it Cletus that was standing on the bridge playing the fiddle in the Delverence movie? You have a nice day now ya hear, Chaz Dear Red and Cletus, that must have been some other fellow that wrote that entry to my blog just to get me into trouble. Please disregard any and all urges for revenge. I am a real nice guy and don’t want any trouble. Cletus I hope your foot is healing but I have to ask you, What sort of half witted, lame brained, idiotic moron shoots himself in the foot three times, are you a slow learner? Please don’t take that personal I was just trying to be friendly.
P.S. I have to ask, was it Cletus that was standing on the bridge playing the fiddle in the Delverence movie? You have a nice day now ya hear, Chaz

]]> http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/shades-of-the-monkey-wrench-gang/#comment-221 Anonymous Tue, 13 May 2008 22:44:00 +0000 http://erikaryan.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/another-rant-from-the-reborn-river-rat-3/#comment-221 Red Neckerson here, Fella, I been lookin' fer you fer ah long time. When them there game wardens arrested me and m' brother Cletus man we thunk it was Deliverence time. They done turrible thangs t' us an' let me tell you we been a'lookin' fer you all fer all these hyar yars. We'uns is right peaceful 'til we gets us upset an' then yall better watch out cause Cletus gets mad dog mean an' since he done shot hisself in the foot that third time whilst cleaning his gun he's just been a'lookin' fer somethin' t' take a mad out on. Cletus's baby brother, Red Red Neckerson here, Fella, I been lookin’ fer you fer ah long time. When them there game wardens arrested me and m’ brother Cletus man we thunk it was Deliverence time. They done turrible thangs t’ us an’ let me tell you we been a’lookin’ fer you all fer all these hyar yars. We’uns is right peaceful ’til we gets us upset an’ then yall better watch out cause Cletus gets mad dog mean an’ since he done shot hisself in the foot that third time whilst cleaning his gun he’s just been a’lookin’ fer somethin’ t’ take a mad out on. Cletus’s baby brother, Red

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