I am sure that by now as we have become acquainted you have noticed that I am of a somewhat sensitive nature and that I avoid disgusting like the plague but I feel obligated to warn you lest you fall into the same trap I found myself in this last week.
It all began innocently enough. [...]
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THE DARKER SIDE
Posted by ctowne in July 27th, 2008
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Posted in: Adventure, Cleanliness, Humor, Wives Tags: Guys, House cleaning, On washing dishes, The crunch test
CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL
Posted by ctowne in June 29th, 2008
Posted in: Confession, Domestic tranquility, Humor, Nostalgia, Peace, Wives Tags: Dead rats, Demolition, Handyman, Rotten worms
DEAD RATS AND TACKLE BOXES
It is Monday morning and I decide to call my wife to find out how things are going on the home front. I am greeted with the news that we have suffered what can only be a death.
I listen sympathetically as my sweetie tells me that she thinks something has crawled [...]
LET’S GO FISHING!
Posted by ctowne in June 18th, 2008
Posted in: Confession, Domestic tranquility, Fishing, Humor, Peace, Wives Tags: family second, Fishing first, Priorities, The fisherman
“Men are incapable of rational thought and it is a well known fact that due to what is known among medical experts as the ‘lard’ gene, an amorphous and somewhat mushy blob located in the center of the brain cavity and taking up approximately eighteen square inches of space in the average man’s cerebrum, men, [...]
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