DEAD RATS AND TACKLE BOXES
It is Monday morning and I decide to call my wife to find out how things are going on the home front. I am greeted with the news that we have suffered what can only be a death.
I listen sympathetically as my sweetie tells me that she thinks something has crawled [...]

“Men are incapable of rational thought and it is a well known fact that due to what is known among medical experts as the ‘lard’ gene, an amorphous and somewhat mushy blob located in the center of the brain cavity and taking up approximately eighteen square inches of space in the average man’s cerebrum, men, [...]

It was one of those special, other worldly, northern winter nights when nothing can surprise you and you just know that anything might happen.
A full moon made the snow shrouded woodland glow in a mysterious, almost magical iridescence.
It was one of those nights when all of nature held its breath, waiting, just waiting. One of [...]

People are interesting, not always nice but certainly interesting.
I was in the grocery store the other day and in somewhat of a hurry. Inadvertently I cut in front of a lady as I was walking down one of the isles.
Realizing what I had done, I stopped, went back and apologized. “I’m sorry for cutting in [...]

Last week after several years with Sprint I switched over to the communication experts at Embarq. They gave me a new cell phone and guess what, it’s blue tooth enabled so I returned to the Embarq store in Apopka and picked up the earpiece.
Now I don’t claim to be a techy like some of you [...]