Not only are most city people heartless but city animals are a lot nastier than country animals.
Let me illustrate.
Never have I had an evil bird encounter in the country.
As a naturalist I have been bat dived, crow cussed, hawk bit, owl clawed and otherwise tormented by all sorts of country birds while in the course [...]
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ANOTHER NEAR FATAL EMBARRASSMENT
Posted by ctowne in July 10th, 2008
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A NEAR FATAL EMBARRASSMENT
Posted by ctowne in July 6th, 2008
Posted in: Embarrassement, Humor, Nostalgia, Pervert Tags: Call of nature, Hostile, Inhospitality, Mean people, Pay toilets, Pervert, Twilight zone
I don’t like the city. Cities are cold and heartless.
I have never been mugged in a city but I have been embarrassed. The next worst thing to being mugged is to be embarrassed.
In my full and eventful life I have had a couple of city embarrassments that came very close to being fatal. (Whoever originated [...]
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