Another episode in: THE FINER ART OF HOUSE KEEPING FOR DISCRIMINATING GUYS
As is usual with things of this magnitude it all started quite innocently enough.  I decided to clean the refrigerator.  Why I felt that this was necessary I can’t imagine, after all, when a thing has gone ten years without being cleaned there can’t [...]

DEAD RATS AND TACKLE BOXES
It is Monday morning and I decide to call my wife to find out how things are going on the home front. I am greeted with the news that we have suffered what can only be a death.
I listen sympathetically as my sweetie tells me that she thinks something has crawled [...]

“Men are incapable of rational thought and it is a well known fact that due to what is known among medical experts as the ‘lard’ gene, an amorphous and somewhat mushy blob located in the center of the brain cavity and taking up approximately eighteen square inches of space in the average man’s cerebrum, men, [...]

People are interesting, not always nice but certainly interesting.
I was in the grocery store the other day and in somewhat of a hurry. Inadvertently I cut in front of a lady as I was walking down one of the isles.
Realizing what I had done, I stopped, went back and apologized. “I’m sorry for cutting in [...]