Comments on: A NEAR FATAL EMBARRASSMENT http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/ Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:20:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: ctowne http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-407 ctowne Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:42:10 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-407 Dear Anonymous, I really do hate to tell you this for fear of it embarrassing you but those were not tears running down your leg. Yep, you are as nutty as your dear old father, wonderful man that he is, You be a good girl now ya hear, Chaz Dear Anonymous,
I really do hate to tell you this for fear of it embarrassing you but those were not tears running down your leg. Yep, you are as nutty as your dear old father, wonderful man that he is,
You be a good girl now ya hear, Chaz

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-406 Anonymous Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:36:10 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-406 Dear Chaz, I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg! As age comes to us all, eventually, if we live long enough...it is a fact that these little experiences can happen to any of us, and truly can serve to humble and unite us in our common plight...as we all do eat, drink, and eventually, have to get rid of said food and drink...and sometimes...in a rather untimely fashion. Pride, does indeed go before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall...so, keep it in mind the next time you have a big gulp on the road...or just keep the cup handy...now this one really IS anonymous! July 15, 2008 2:52 PM Dear Chaz,
I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg!

As age comes to us all, eventually, if we live long enough…it is a fact that these little experiences can happen to any of us, and truly can serve to humble and unite us in our common plight…as we all do eat, drink, and eventually, have to get rid of said food and drink…and sometimes…in a rather untimely fashion. Pride, does indeed go before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall…so, keep it in mind the next time you have a big gulp on the road…or just keep the cup handy…now this one really IS anonymous!

July 15, 2008 2:52 PM

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-404 Anonymous Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:22:32 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-404 Dear Chaz, I went into a rest area Bathroom once to find a long line of ladies...all waiting because there were several stalls that had been locked from the inside by some very naughty small fiend...well, at the time, my need to go far surpassed my need for dignity, so, I crawled under to unlock the door...and proceeded to do what I came in there for...recieving a slight admiring applause on my exit from said stall...with door swinging! I secretly hope that one day, when the culprit is...oh, maybe 45 or 50 years old...she will be faced with a long line of locked stalls...and maybe, she will be forced to crawl under and un-do someone elses' little joke! Sorry, I can't help it! I know that vengeance is MINE saith the Lord...but, sometimes He does have a way of making the punishment fit the crime! Happy Traveling! mh Dear Chaz,
I went into a rest area Bathroom once to find a long line of ladies…all waiting because there were several stalls that had been locked from the inside by some very naughty small fiend…well, at the time, my need to go far surpassed my need for dignity, so, I crawled under to unlock the door…and proceeded to do what I came in there for…recieving a slight admiring applause on my exit from said stall…with door swinging! I secretly hope that one day, when the culprit is…oh, maybe 45 or 50 years old…she will be faced with a long line of locked stalls…and maybe, she will be forced to crawl under and un-do someone elses’ little joke!
Sorry, I can’t help it! I know that vengeance is MINE saith the Lord…but, sometimes He does have a way of making the punishment fit the crime!
Happy Traveling!
mh

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-398 Anonymous Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:16:45 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-398 Chaz, This is the first time I ever told this to anyone. Years ago I was driving truck in Illinois and found myself in dire need. No gas stations, nothing! What's a guy to do? I pulled into a parking lot and was in the process of relieving myself between the cab and the trailer when suddenly, flashing blue lights! I was given a ticket for indecent exposure. I still believe this was a tad excessive, I mean it was two A.M. with not a soul in sight. That cop was definitely not a gentleman. Fifth wheel Chaz,
This is the first time I ever told this to anyone. Years ago I was driving truck in Illinois and found myself in dire need. No gas stations, nothing! What’s a guy to do? I pulled into a parking lot and was in the process of relieving myself between the cab and the trailer when suddenly, flashing blue lights! I was given a ticket for indecent exposure. I still believe this was a tad excessive, I mean it was two A.M. with not a soul in sight. That cop was definitely not a gentleman.
Fifth wheel

]]> By: ctowne http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-397 ctowne Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:37:24 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-397 Shaun, Did you say chuckle? I don't believe you said chuckle! I have been known to drive miles out of my way to avoid that city. To this day I wake up in the middle of the night imagining I can hear the word, "PERVERT" hissed at me from the darkness. Shaun should seldom say something so sinister that only a cruel sister named Sally might say. Chaz Shaun,
Did you say chuckle?
I don’t believe you said chuckle!
I have been known to drive miles out of my way to avoid that city. To this day I wake up in the middle of the night imagining I can hear the word, “PERVERT” hissed at me from the darkness.
Shaun should seldom say something so sinister that only a cruel sister named Sally might say.
Chaz

]]> By: Shaun http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-396 Shaun Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:37:35 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-396 Can't be! At least the passing years have allowed you to chuckle about it. "That heartless, hostile horde of pathetically parsimonious, pajama wearing twits" -- alliteration even Lemony Snicket would be proud of! Shaun Can’t be! At least the passing years have allowed you to chuckle about it.

“That heartless, hostile horde of pathetically parsimonious, pajama wearing twits” — alliteration even Lemony Snicket would be proud of!

Shaun

]]> By: ctowne http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-395 ctowne Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:08:47 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-395 Cherylp, Is that you girl? That is one of the benefits of being a bear walker Cherylp, lots of trees and no surly policeman telling you that trees are not for that purpose. Hey, I can attest to the fact that bears do in fact pee in the woods. It is always good to hear from you. You take care now ya hear, Chaz July 8, 2008 1:01 AM Cherylp,
Is that you girl?
That is one of the benefits of being a bear walker Cherylp, lots of trees and no surly policeman telling you that trees are not for that purpose.
Hey, I can attest to the fact that bears do in fact pee in the woods.
It is always good to hear from you. You take care now ya hear,
Chaz

July 8, 2008 1:01 AM

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-394 Anonymous Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:05:07 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-394 cherylp said... Oh, to be young again so I can laugh off the idea (with scorn) that I should know where all the toilets are in case of emergency. Now I know where each and every toilet is along the routes I take, and I deviate from those routes only with a thin sheen of nervous sweat on my brow. LOL! Great story, Charles. July 8, 2008 12:27 AM cherylp said…
Oh, to be young again so I can laugh off the idea (with scorn) that I should know where all the toilets are in case of emergency.

Now I know where each and every toilet is along the routes I take, and I deviate from those routes only with a thin sheen of nervous sweat on my brow.

LOL! Great story, Charles.

July 8, 2008 12:27 AM

]]> By: ctowne http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-393 ctowne Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:01:18 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-393 Dear Anonymous, My embarrassment did happen many years ago in Illinois. Those old pay facilities must have been invented by some masochistic sadist of a perverted enrepreneur. Come to think about it you are probably right, I haven't seen a pay toilet for many, many years. By the way, what sort of people go around with that sort of trivia rattling around in their heads? Thanks for enlightening us, Chaz P.S. the limbo is definitely out at my age. July 7, 2008 11:51 AM Dear Anonymous,
My embarrassment did happen many years ago in Illinois. Those old pay facilities must have been invented by some masochistic sadist of a perverted enrepreneur.
Come to think about it you are probably right, I haven’t seen a pay toilet for many, many years.
By the way, what sort of people go around with that sort of trivia rattling around in their heads?
Thanks for enlightening us,
Chaz
P.S. the limbo is definitely out at my age.

July 7, 2008 11:51 AM

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/a-near-fatal-embarrassment/#comment-392 Anonymous Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:55:52 +0000 http://www.heartofthe.com/writer/?p=58#comment-392 Pay facilities are not unusual in certain parts of our country up to recent times.Chicagos'O'Hare was a good example of a major airport with such unreasonable display of poor hospitality. The other side to this, is that if you are physically fit to do the limbo, then you'll definately know how low you can go. These locks were removed in the seventies. July 7, 2008 11:31 AM Pay facilities are not unusual in certain parts of our country up to recent times.Chicagos’O'Hare was a good example of a major airport with such unreasonable display of poor hospitality. The other side to this, is that if you are physically fit to do the limbo, then you’ll definately know how low you can go. These locks were removed in the seventies.

July 7, 2008 11:31 AM

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